The 'Unseen Artist' 
Imagine this scenario, ...It is a summer Saturday afternoon
in your city. You have tickets for a "Night with an International Jazz
Trio" at the Local Performing Arts Center.
The crew for the Center is busy setting up the stage
lights, the sound technician is laying out microphones and cable, the custodians
are pushing their brooms putting the final sparkle on the polished floors.
The food service is prepping the backstage dressing rooms with chilled
beverages and snacks for the performers.
The hiss of airbrakes arouse the stage hands as
the massive 9FT Concert Steinway Grand arrives at the back loading
dock. Within minuets the experienced piano handlers have the 1/2 ton ‘giant’
on a dolly traveling smoothly, twisting and turning past sharp edged backstage
obstacles, through doorways without a scratch. Soon the sound of rubber
mallets pounding the leg blocks in place echoing in the mammoth concert
hall, indicates the completion of assembly. The Concert Steinway feels
warm to the touch and sounds ‘twangy’ from the heat and the movers ride.
Without hesitation the sound tech is carefully placing microphones, while
a stage hand looks at his reflection as he energetically buffs the lustrous
ebony lid. Soon after the drumset arrives and spotlights begin to focus
at their targets on stage. The sound check begins on the Concert Grand,
followed by the redundant banging on selected drums. The stage lights surge
on and off with bright colors. The Piano Tuner waits. The Jazz Pianist
arrives with a small group, He sits at the Steinway and with lightening
speed plays chromatic scales covering all of the keys, he plays a few jazzy
chords, tests the pedals, stands, verbalizes his approval, gives the Tuner
a smile, a handshake and leaves. In minuets the stage is cleared, lights
are at half power, the ‘stage hands’ are on dinner break. There is a brief
calm that fills the concert hall. Then the unseen artist begins
his labors.
A few hours later the concert hall is filled with all
of the ‘latest fashions’ and the wonderful essence of fine perfumes, with
sounds of laughter and blended conversations. After a quick snack the piano
tuner sits backstage worn out, but satisfied with the piano. The Performers
arrive back stage, quietly chatting in small groups dressed in tuxedos,
looking very impressive. The audience hushes as the muffled voice of an
announcer bleeds through the heavy curtain that is drawn. The backstage
activity is suddenly still, the performers wait in the wings tugging at
their sleeves and brushing off any lint. Suddenly there is a burst of applause
as the curtain opens and single file the artist take their places on center
stage. The Piano Tuner sits quietly as he hears the Concert Grand come
to life at the fingers of a Master artist.
The first half of the program comes to an end..
the curtain closes, the performers exit the stage looking tired and sweaty.
The Tuner gathers his tools for the standard ‘intermission touch
up’. A quick glance at the Pianist, no indication of trouble, he
heads for the piano. After checking each key for trouble, the ‘touchup
tuning’ begins, 'not to bad' he thinks to himself until he gets to the
upper third of the keyboard and there, some the unisons have lost their
‘edge’, no problem as he looks at his watch 15 mins. of intermission left.
Working fast now he tries to think which selection did the most pounding
to take the edge off, it doesn’t matter just hurry up. The muffled audience
grows louder indicating that the concert hall is filling up.... time is
up!!’Hurry up get your tools together leave nothing behind.’ Walking briskly
off stage as the lights come to life, the Tuner finds his place backstage.
The Jazz group appears backstage in the wings again
refreshed and smiling. The curtain opens, and the glorious sounds again
fill the atmosphere. After the second curtain call the house lights come
on and the crowd slowly disperses. As the Master Jazz artist works his
way backstage among the admiration, he acknowledges the Tuner with a nod......A
warm fuzzy feeling of relief comes to the Tuner as he thinks to himself...'good
job' . The Tuner checks the piano for the last time to see how she ‘held
up’. Not Bad! When it goes out on rent next weekend it will be a ‘piece
of cake’ to put an ‘edge’ back on it if it doesn’t ‘cook’ on the back of
the moving van again.
There are some programs laying around backstage.
The Tuner picks up one for a souvenir. Inside the cover he sees the ‘write-up’
on the performers, as well as the history of the concert hall, the names
of the people of ‘responsibility’ for the operation, the sound technician,
the lighting, the company that rented the Concert Steinway, the catering,
flowers, makeup, even the custodial and maintenance crews......................
no mention of the Piano Tuner........
Go back to the scenario....... What if......the
Tuner never showed up?...... What makes a Concert Steinway sound like a
Concert
Steinway? How ‘magical’ would that evening be to the ‘enlightened’
people who paid good money to hear a ‘top professional’ group perform on
a ‘state of the art’ Concert Grand that sounded like a..... ‘Sunday school’
piano................ Now you see why we are.........the
‘Unseen
Artist’.
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